Tale of Mirth and Mayhem
The Mission of Music – A Misfit’s Tale of Mirth and Mayhem Q uest Title: Our Mischievous Masterpiece In an episode that will surely go down in the annals of Misfit lore, our guild undertook an adventure so absurdly delightful it could only be dubbed “The Mission of Music.” Arkax the Brightone’s Luminous Concert: […]
Who’s Salty
Ahoy! Today’s escapade in our grand adventure led us to the docks, where we were to meet our boat captain for the next leg of our journey. The man’s name? Captain Reginald “Salty” Seabreeze, a character as bizarre as his moniker. At first glance, Captain Salty seemed like your typical sea dog – weather-beaten […]
F*** that guy!
T he Misfits found themselves in a predicament that was all too familiar, yet entirely unexpected. Their guild leader, Adon, in a stunning turn of events, had gambled away their ship. The very vessel that had carried them through countless adventures was now lost to the reckless whims of their erstwhile leader. A Guild in […]
The Mischievous Twins, Snizzy and Fizzy
T he first encounter with the notorious goblin twins, Snizzy and Fizzy, was as memorable as it was chaotic, a true testament to the unpredictable nature of The Misfits’ adventures. Setting: The scene unfolded in the bustling marketplace of a small village, where the locals were in a state of distress. Reports of two peculiar troublemakers […]
The Plato what?
P ompous Platypodes In the diverse and often unpredictable world of Erenthia, where guilds of every imaginable sort vie for fame and glory, there exists a guild that is truly a spectacle in itself – the Pompous Platypodes. Known not just for their lofty self-regard but also for their peculiar appearance, the Platypodes are a […]
Do or Don’t Do that!!
A s you stroll across the deck, your eyes catch sight of an anomaly among the usual seafaring clutter – a pie. Yes, a pie. Not just any pie, but a magnificently golden, perfectly crusted, fruit-filled wonder that seems to defy the laws of time and tide. This pie, according to crew legends whispered in […]
The Mysterious Disappearance of Captain Salty
C aptain Salty, the seasoned and somewhat eccentric leader of The Misfits’ vessel, had a habit of finding himself in peculiar situations, but his latest escapade topped them all. The crew remembered him last walking by the stairs, humming an off-key sea shanty. Then, there was a loud thud – an ominous sound that marked […]
Jittery Jack
A ppearance: Jittery Jack is a young, wiry fellow with a mop of unruly hair and wide, darting eyes. He’s usually seen in an oversized sailor’s shirt and trousers that look like they’ve seen better days. His hands are perpetually trembling, whether from nerves or excitement, it’s hard to tell. Background: Jack is relatively new to the […]
Ficklefinger – Trademan
Fabian the FidgetspinnerBasic Level Items Healing Potion (Potion of Healing) – 50 gold pieces Rope, Silk (50 feet) – 1 gold pieces Torch (10) – 1 copper piece Arrows (20) – 1 gold piece Dagger – 2 gold pieces Shortsword – 10 gold pieces Leather Armor – 10 gold pieces Explorer’s Pack – 10 gold pieces Spellbook (blank) – 50 gold pieces Thieves’ Tools – […]
Unplanned Shore Landing
A s The Misfits set sail towards Giggle Ford in search of their elusive guild leader, they were faced with an unexpected and frantic situation. Their boat captain, Salty, was nowhere to be found, and in his place stood Jittery Jack, the deckhand, whose wide-eyed look of panic suggested that things were far from under […]
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